DBA.SE Christmas caption competition
In the spirit of the festive season, hats and all such matters, we proudly present the DBA.SE caption competition.
The rules are simple: Answer this meta question. Edit the image above in a photo editor of your choice and add a caption. The caption must be on a database related topic.
Other users can then vote on your answer and the answer with the most upvotes wins. The competition closes on December 31 and the mods will get in touch with the winner to arrange delivery. Downvotes, of course, don't count.
First prize is a 240GB Intel 330 SSD so it's not small change. Consolation prizes will be awarded on completely arbitrary grounds.
Time to get creative, and may the best caption win.
EDIT: and we have a winner.